Thursday, January 30, 2014

Meijer Gardens: Some Close Ups

I've been having fun with macro photography lately.  It's neat to find an interesting texture and then zoom in so I can't tell what it originally was.  Here are some from the Gardens.

The bark of a tree.

Palm leaf.

Bark of a giant palm tree.




A leaf.

My favorite leaf!


Love and Potatoes,
Leah Joy

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Meijer Gardens: The Tropical Conservatory

Chloe and I recently sat in the Tropical Conservatory (the big glass room) for over an hour, talking and smelling and taking pictures.  There were more orchids in this room, along with, of course, the hundreds of tropical plants.





It almost had us convinced it was summer, until we looked out the glass and saw this:


And now our local schools are on their 3rd snow day in a row! 

Love and Bananas,
Leah Joy

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Meijer Gardens: The Orchid Show

Number 67 on my 101 Things in 2014 list was to go to the Meijer Gardens orchid show with my sister.  It took place this past weekend, and here are some shots I got of the winners:









Sorry they're not all fabulous pictures; my camera had low batteries.

Love and Orchids,
Leah Joy

Monday, January 27, 2014

The Monday Rant: Grammar and Spelling

Hi, welcome to the Internet, where apparently it's okay to forget everything you ever learned in school and spell words however you feel is right (you dirty hippie).  Don't bother proofreading or double-checking your spelling; people can figure it out and they can just deal.


Why do we settle for stupidity?  Nothing drives me more insane than seeing people who know how to spell and use the English language misuse the English language.  Okay, actually there are three things that drive me equally insane.  They are as follows:

1. Someone I know received a good education misusing the English language. 
2. People who were homeschooled misusing the English language.  You should know better and represent your sub-culture better! (And also, I would hope that homeschooling is a better-than-good education, but sadly, I know a few families who have extremely low standards.)
3. People who are English majors misusing the English language.  Gah!

Yep, okay, that's my rant.  I have to stop now because otherwise it will get personal and really ugly.

Oh no, I can't stop!  

What you may not understand, dear reader, is that it is actually physically painful to read your bad spelling and grammar.  If I know the person does not know better (foreign exchange student, someone just learning the language, cousin from the boonies, etc.), it hurts, but not as much.  However, when someone clearly knows the rules and breaks them purposely to annoy the 'Grammar Nazis' (Heil Syntax!), I promise you that brain cells die.  No, they don't just die; they are killed in a mass brain-cell genocide.  That's right, you, the anti-grammar-Nazi, have caused genocide.  How do you feel now?

I'm not talking about MLA or APA perfect grammar and syntax.  Everyone has their own personal opinion of how many commas one should utilize.  I am asking for basic spelling (really, you have spell check and therefore no excuses), grammar (I know you know better), and punctuation (periods really help finish a sentence off in style).

Now I have to proofread this post five times so I don't get nailed on my own rant.

Love and Parenthetical Remarks,
Leah Joy

P.S. Any comments consisting of purposeful poor grammar will be deleted in order to help stop the brain-cell genocide.

Thursday, January 23, 2014

101 Things in 2014: The First Update

Welcome to the very first 101 Things in 2014 update.  I've actually done a lot so far, or at least it feels that way to me.  Check it out:

7. Organize our closet.  No pictures of this, but believe me, it's a million times better than it was.  

My tradition as a kid/teen was to clean my closet every January 1st (I know, I lead an exciting life), so this year, I asked Caleb if he'd be willing to do that with me.  He agreed, and I'm very glad, especially because when we moved in a year ago, a giant pile of stuff got put on his side of the closet and never got put where it should really go.  So, the closet still isn't perfect, but it's never going to be.  Mostly, I just wanted the extra computer monitor, canisters of meal-replacement shake powder, and camping lantern (etc.) somewhere that made more sense.

On my side, I got rid of two boxes worth of clothes and shoes.  It felt really good!

11. Two quart-sized baskets for perpetual calendars.  See the original idea here:


I want to use these for our kids someday.  I already had the cards made up, but I needed someplace to store them.  Over the course of a year or so, I found these two baskets at Salvation Army:


Honestly, I think the berry baskets are cuter, but I haven't found them anywhere in the quart size.  For now, these baskets will do a better job than rubber bands. 

29. Curtains for entryway doors.  

We have two doors in our house with half-windows.  I've been trying to get window treatments on every window in our house, and these are no exception. 

For these, I picked a lemon yellow fabric with just a hint of a crackle pattern.


This room is getting painted a soft gray this year!


I found this fabric at Jo-Ann's during their Saturday after Thanksgiving sale.  The sale was $2 off the yard price, and I needed 2 yards.  They were 2 inches short of 2 yards on this piece, so they gave me the special price for an end piece, which means I got almost two yards for just over the price of one.  I think I paid about $4 for all of the fabric!  


The most expensive part was the magnetic curtain rods!  They're priced around $12-$15 a piece almost everywhere - and I needed 4!  I ended up getting them at Walmart (even though I hate that store - it's so depressing!) for $7.88 a piece, which saved me about $20 compared to other places.


I haven't decided on ties yet, so for now, I used a piece of yellow yarn.

42. Ear-Warmer Headband.


I love my hand-knit winter hats, but they never cover my ears because my hair is too poofy.  And the ones with ear flaps are no good for me, either, because I wouldn't leave them on inside and they make a mess of my hair.  So I sewed this ear-band.


I used some fleece I had leftover from a pillow I made for my 10th grade Interior Design class.  (I had to fill an empty block, okay?! It was Interior Design or Weight Lifting!)


(If you were wondering, that's snow. Not dandruff.)

90. Berry-Lemon scones.

The original:


Mine:


So mine don't look nearly as appetizing.  They are blue, for heaven's sake.  But they were SO delicious.  The egg white and sugar on the top made the crust really crispy, which was so good!  And inside, they're moist - and so delicious and lemony!  I made 16, and they were gone in 3 days.  And Caleb only ate 3 of them. :)  I will definitely be making these again.  And again.  And then a few more times.  And again.

Love and Polka Dots,
Leah Joy

P.S. I will be back on Monday with more posts, but I'm taking tomorrow off.  Have a great weekend!

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

How Many Times Can I Post about Insomnia?

Friends, I have been trying to get to the point where I have posts written a week in advance so that if I get sick or something, I won't have to worry about what I'm going to post.  This blog will still be filled with a daily post about something wonderful and crafty (or edible).  Or whatever.

I'm not there yet.

I do have one more post planned for this week, but I need a few pictures yet, and I just haven't taken them, and I haven't slept more than 3-4 hours a night since Friday night, and I'm exhausted.  And really cranky.  (Good for writing Monday Rants, though.)

So I'm afraid this is all you get today because I have to go to work, so there won't even be a late post or anything today.

I'm making this recipe for dinner, though, and it's really good.  I highly recommend it.  :)

Love and Whining,
Leah Joy

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

The View from my Front Door

A few weeks ago, we had really icy weather around here.  It made for a few beautiful mornings, though.  Check out the view from my front door!




Love and Snow Shovels,
Leah Joy